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     Shooot, I was really hoping to spend Halloween with you guys! Unfortunately, I spent my Halloween at the hospital with my mother, and ever since it's been kind of a whirlwind of portfolio prep for my graduation happening in A MONTH! So I apologize for being absent during the time of year I should have been spookin'.

But that just means we're going to make up for that with Spooksgiving and Creepsmas this year. I have other exciting announcements and projects that I'm going to share with you all as well, so I appreciate everyone being patient!

Halloween/Autumn Sentence Starters

I feel like I do one of these every year, but you know what? Always a good thing to revisit!

"Can you help me rake? I'll let you jump in the leaf pile."
"I don't usually do anything for Halloween."
"Let's go for a walk. The trees are beautiful."
"Halloween is my favorite holiday and I never have any plans."
"I've got a collection of horror movies and pizza delivery on speed dial. Want to come over?"
"I'm having a bonfire. You should join me."
"I love the smell of autumn."
"There's a huge haunted house opening up this weekend. Want to go?"
"A walk in the woods seems like a bad idea. Ever seen Blair Witch Project?"
"What kind of candy should we get?"
"I'm getting the chocolate for me, and the lollipops we can give to the kids."
"Ooh! A pumpkin patch! We have to stop."
"Do you want to check out that corn maze?"
"I hate haunted houses. Why would I pay for someone to scream at me?"
"Honestly, I'd rather see teens trick-or-treating than breaking windows and egging houses."
"What's the use of putting peanut butter on a pinecone?"
"I'm just passing out candy this year."
"I'm making some cocoa. Do you want some?"
"Should we buy some patterns for our pumpkins or just wing it?"
"Autumn is my favorite season."
"Don't tell me you've never had a candy apple."
"This time of year is the best just for all the creepy shows on TV."
"Million dollar question: Nightmare Before Christmas or Hocus Pocus?"
"Want to make an autumn wreath with me?"
"If you carve a dick on this pumpkin, I swear to god."
"I've been waiting all year for sweater weather."
"Is it too cliche to visit a cemetery on Halloween?"
"I wish I could put apple cider in a pick line and drink it forever."
"What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid?"
"I got invited to a costume party. Do you want to come with me?"
"Bobbing for apples is gross. Everyone's nasty faces have been in there."
"Gourds are so ugly but also so cute. I want a thousand of them."
"I'm thinking of hosting a Halloween party this year."
"Trick-or-treating is for children. Let's go cause some trouble."
"That hay ride was a lot scarier than I thought it would be."
"Painting pumpkins is cute, but it takes away all the fun of the guts."
"I'm in a baking mood. I hope you like cookies."
"I'm just not in the Halloween spirit yet."
"I want to decorate the yard big time this year."
"The scariest looking houses always give the best candy, it's fact."
"My parents never used to let me do anything fun on Halloween."
"Want to hear a spooky story?"
"Here, I knitted you something!"
"Everyone is excited for Halloween, but I can't wait to stuff my face on Thanksgiving."
"I think our house is haunted."
"A ouija board on Halloween: what could go wrong?"

Things to Do in October: Starters

Send me a symbol for a thread or drabble in which the characters…

🎃 - carve Jack o' Lanterns
🍁 - go on a scenic autumn walk
🔮 - see a fortune teller
👻 - tell ghost stories
👹 - go to a Halloween store
🕯 - perform a seance
🌽 - go through a corn maze
🌾 - go on a hayride
🌱 - go to a pumpkin patch
🍿 - have a Halloween movie marathon
🔪 - have a horror movie marathon
🍎 - go apple picking
🤡 - go to a haunted house attraction
🎭 - be actors at a haunted house attraction
🥕 - go to a farmer's market
🔥 - have a bonfire
😱 - play scary slumber party games (Bloody Mary, the Midnight Game, etc…)
🎨 - do a craft
☠ - visit a cemetery at night
🏈 - go to a football game
😈 - try on Halloween costumes
🌳 - take a drive to see the trees
⌛ - go to an antique store
👽 - talk about conspiracy theories
🌄 - go hiking
☔ - go on a rainy day walk
🥨 - make snacks for a party
🍬 - go shopping for Halloween candy
🍭 - hand out candy on Halloween
🥐 - cook some comfort food
😏 - play a scary prank
📚 - go to a library or bookstore
🎈 - plan a Halloween party together
🎉- attend a Halloween party together
☕ - go to a cozy cafe
📍 - sew homemade Halloween costumes
🎧 - listen to music together
🏚 - go poke around in a haunted location
🎪 - go to a creepy carnival
🏠 - sit at home by the fireside
🚂 - go on a scenic train ride
🍂 - rake leaves
🎫 - go on a tour of a spooky location
🍷 - go to a winery/brewery
⛺ - rent a cabin for the weekend
🏰 - spend the night in a spooky vacation spot

If my muse were an actor in a haunted house attraction, what do you think they'd dress as?

Alternatively, send "Haunter?" for me to tell you what I think your muse would dress as if they worked at a haunted house!

Send me "Can't sleep?" to have a tired conversation with my muse in the middle of the night.

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[EDIT: An error has been corrected and changed 9/13. This post is updated and correct. If you've reblogged it previously and notice a repeat in the third post, come back to this original one for the fix.]

I've already posted this year's October Writing Challenge, but figured I'd make up something for my fellow artists as well. So here are three inktober collections that you are all free to use no matter what your medium of choice is! And definitely request a subject if you'd like to see me make some more.

If you want to, you can tag me in your inktober drawings so I can see them! Traditional, digital, doesn't matter - I'd love to see if anyone uses these.

Question of the evening! If I were to draw a big custom emoji pack (maaaybe for a secret project some of you might enjoy), what would you like to see included in it? They don't all have to be spooky, but it is sort of our thing, isn't it?

Emotional Manipulation Starters

Trigger warnings apply. Requested by anon.
(Disclaimer: not all of these sentences are manipulative in a different context, and some can be used jokingly as well.)

"If you really cared about me, you'd do what I'm asking."
"Don't you trust me?"
"I wish I never met you, honestly."
"You're the reason I'm upset."
"It's all your fault."
"I guess you just don't love me enough."
"You have to keep it a secret. I'll find out if you tell anyone."
"Whatever. It's not like I care."
"I could just leave, you know."
"Do you like them more than me?"
"Who have you been talking to?"
"I would do anything to make you happy, I just want you to do the same for me."
"You have to tell me. Not telling me is just as bad as lying."
"It would be so easy for me to find someone else."
"If you loved me, you'd tell me."
"It's like you don't even care about me."
"One day I'll be dead and you'll regret not being there when I needed it."
"Nobody really cares about me, not even you."
"No one will ever love you the way I do."
"If you leave me, I don't want to even think about what I'll do."
"I'll just tell everyone you were abusing me."
"You have to. You owe me."
"I've made sacrifices for you, now you have to do the same."
"I'll never forgive you."
"No, it's fine. Just do whatever you want, I guess."
"Am I upset? Why, should I be?"
"If you don't come over tonight, I'm going to hurt myself."
"I never said that. You're trying to confuse me."
"I think you hate me."
"I would do anything for you, so why wouldn't you do the same?"
"If you don't do this, it's because you don't love me."
"You were there for them, but not me?"
"Yes, if you love me, you would change for me."
"I'm wasting my time with you."
"Well, I guess I'm just useless, aren't I?"
"I know you didn't say it, but you were thinking it."
"You hate me. I know you do."
"You can't convince me I'm not just a burden to you."

[EDIT: An error has been corrected and changed 9/13. This post is updated and correct. If you've reblogged it previously and notice a repeat in the third post, come back to this original one for the fix.]

I've already posted this year's October Writing Challenge, but figured I'd make up something for my fellow artists as well. So here are three inktober collections that you are all free to use no matter what your medium of choice is! And definitely request a subject if you'd like to see me make some more.

If you want to, you can tag me in your inktober drawings so I can see them! Traditional, digital, doesn't matter - I'd love to see if anyone uses these.

It's that tiiiime~ Just like last fall, I'm giving you all a list of 31 ideas for drabbles, fics, poems, short stories, plots, or whatever else you can use them for. There are two categories that you can feel free to mix and match between in case one of the prompts on either the first or second column doesn't inspire you. As the top description says, don't freak out if you miss a day or several! This is just for fun. Happy writing!

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